didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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jessicvlynn:

I been drankin.

jessicvlynn:

I been drankin.

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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